Hope These Bring a Smile to Your Face .....

Finally, some new ones......

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Photo of the Year

Friendship, cooperation and love defined in a single photo...

Who Says the Homeless Have NO Sense of Humour!

Why Sentence Structure is SO Important

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I either have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she says......"I feel like shit."

Funnies

Kidnapped

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam in Johannesburg on the motorway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Jacob Zuma, Winnie Mandela, Thabo Mbeki, Jackie Selebi and Manto Tshabalala Msimang. They're asking for a R310 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a litre."

Signs You Are Having A Bad Day